A call from someone at the gym:

Gym man: "I'm just calling to confirm your appointment at 7pm tonight"

Me: "Yes that's fine. Is there any chance I could come a little earlier?"

Him (seriously thrown by this): "Errr, I'm not sure, I don't believe so."

Me: "So you can't see the schedule?"

Him: "Yes that's right."

Me: "You mean you can't see it?"

Him: "Yes that's right"

Me: "Can you see the schedule, or can you not see the schedule?"

Him: "Oh no. I can not see the schedule. I'm just the guy who calls people."

Sigh......